The Meal Solution
Imagine a good meal. Doesn’t it just fill you with despair? No? Think again: You’ve had a long, hard day at work, you got a lecture from your boss about time management (which was the only thing he did all day), Sarah and Michael are still in a bad mood with one another which just causes extra stress for everybody else, and Alex still hasn’t answered your email. You didn’t have time for lunch, and are now starving. Surely a big meal is the last thing you want to come home to?
Perhaps you don’t understand the meaning of the word “meal”? You were thinking of food, weren’t you? Fool. A meal is not food. A meal is the lack of food. It’s the absence of something to eat. It’s a problem.
Thankfully, like most problems in life, the meal problem goes away if you pay someone enough. In this case you pay Tesco, and in return you get one of these.
Or if you’re feeling a little mediterranean, you could go for
Commonly known by human beings as pizza, or, if you want to be particularly vague in order to include pasta with a stir-in sauce, italian meals.
It’s time to put a stop to this sort of thing. I’m perfectly happy for corporate and marketing types to smarm on to each other about “filing solutions” or “payroll solutions” in their special tossy language, but when it starts impacting my customer meal solution selection and purchasing experience, I think it’s time for action.
A blog post it is then.